Why Haven't They Been Posting Anything?

A fair question, I admit. But, you see, sometimes Mommy and Daddy get horrible viruses from their students and they are reduced to fountains of germ-laced snot. For example, this is the pile of tissues I accumulated after a single morning of writing Poetry. (Please note, too, that I attempted the "apple a day" illness prevention technique; clearly, it didn't work.)

But now that I'm feeling better, the posts shall return with a vengeance.