A Cautionary Tale.

Sometimes, in the middle of winter, the only thing that keeps a person sane is to crank up the Simon & Garfunkel and dance around the kitchen while dinner's cooking.















But sometimes when that person dances too hard (and particularly if that person favors a very arm-swingy type of dancing), there will be an accident of sorts.














Oops.

Surely, there's no environmental factor that might have directly led to this entirely preventable accident...right?














WAIT A MINUTE!