Cheaper Per Ounce.

As an avid comparison shopper, I frequently come home from the grocery store with large containers of things we eat because, as I so often repeat to your father, the larger sizes are typically cheaper per ounce.


Despite this undeniable wisdom, your father persists in giving me a hard time about the quantities of various foodstuffs I buy. When I came home one day with this box of green tea, for example, he said, "One-hundred bags of green tea? We're never going to drink all that!"

Never, you say? THEN WHY IS THE BOX COMPLETELY EMPTY, JOHN? HMMMM?