What Things Look Like.

I'm not going to pretend that I'm one of those people who thinks things are just regular looking. I mean, I don't just look at a slice of cauliflower and say to myself, "Oh, there's a slice of a vegetable that looks only like itself and nothing at all like a majestic albino tree growing by fractals from the earth."


That's just not who I am.

And when I see the poisonous purple shoots sprouting from a potato neglected on the shelf too long, I most certainly do not not think to myself that maybe this is what blind alien penguins would look like, if we ever found them out in space hurrying in a pack across their alien landscape.


So there. Now you know.