Your Father's Full-Time Job (Hopefully).

You may have noticed, children, that your friends' fathers are surprisingly boring. At the risk of shocking you, I feel it is my duty to reveal that these men are not, in fact boring. In reality, it's your father who is the outlier.



That's right, kids. What you have perceived as "normal" your whole lives is considered by most people to be "wildly entertaining."

Which is why your father goes out in public, stands in front of rooms full of people, and tells jokes. He just has that much comedic joy to share. Now I need you to go next door and apologize to Mr. Helms about yawning while he told you about his tomato garden.