Some Evidence for When You Want to Commit Me.

Children, I may be a bit off my rocker, but I am always fair. Which is why I have decided to graciously offer you evidence to use in case you should ever decide to have me committed (you know, if you decide you want a little more leg room on car trips and a little less chocolate chip cookie in your life).

Here it is.

What you're looking at is an actual snack I made and ate. It contains a soy-based hot dog product, rice, nori, lettuce, and ketchup. It is soy-hot-dog-sushi. What's more, I planned this snack in detail as I walked home from the bus, based on my knowledge of what foods we had available. This was not an act of impulse. This was not a heat-of-the-moment snack decision. It has been lovely knowing you all. Please come visit me from time to time.

P.S. Today is your dad's birthday! He's 28 on the 28th!