The Elephant in the Room.

So I got a rather offensive mailing this week from some weight loss company trying to raise money. I mean, they weren't very subtle about their suggestion that I slim down.

No thanks, American Association of Unfortunate Weights. I will not succumb to your insidious mind games and believe that, if I send you a check, I will one day be the size of the smallest, cutest elephant in the line instead of the biggest!

(But thank you for the stationery.)