In the Deep End

I will let this visual pun speak for itself.

P.S. If it seems like we've been spending a lot of time with your Clark grandparents, that's because we HAVE! Because they're practically our neighbors now! It's so super-cool, children. You should definitely consider living near us when you become adults, so we can beat you in pool and Scrabble and then make you feel better about yourselves by plying you with food and wine. It's totally worth it.

The Future Is Here (Well, Not "Here" Here, But in This General Vicinity).

You know that feeling when it's mid-afternoon and you need a pick-me-up but brewing an entire pot of coffee would be tedious and wasteful because it's almost impossible to make just one cup*?

Well it turns out that there's a new invention that mainstream people have known about for months. It's called a "Keurig," which is the German word for "Good luck pronouncing," and it makes only ONE cup of coffee at a time. No leftovers, no wasted grounds.

Only wasted plastic containers that you throw in the trashcan, because who cares about the planet?!

*Hopefully you answered "no" to this question. You are far too young to be drinking coffee.