The Future Is Here (Well, Not "Here" Here, But in This General Vicinity).

You know that feeling when it's mid-afternoon and you need a pick-me-up but brewing an entire pot of coffee would be tedious and wasteful because it's almost impossible to make just one cup*?

Well it turns out that there's a new invention that mainstream people have known about for months. It's called a "Keurig," which is the German word for "Good luck pronouncing," and it makes only ONE cup of coffee at a time. No leftovers, no wasted grounds.

Only wasted plastic containers that you throw in the trashcan, because who cares about the planet?!

*Hopefully you answered "no" to this question. You are far too young to be drinking coffee.