An Unexpected Present!

Children, one of the things I have learned in my time on this planet is that presents don't always come when you're expecting them. For example, as I was devouring The Hunger Games this past week, I came across a most unusual marking on the book's paper.


At first, I thought the marking was from spilled water, as I have a tendency to spill pretty much everything I touch. But upon closer inspection, I realized that it was but an irregularity in the paper grain, which I took as an unexpected present from the Universe.


Now, if you happen to have the Universe's mailing address, I would very much like to send it a thank-you note. Because that's good manners.