And He Says I'M the Artsy One.

Being the poet of the relationship means that I am often stereotyped as the more butterflies-and-rainbows, skipping-through-a-field-of-daisies-barefoot, oddly dressed one. And in a relationship of only two people, your father is the one who does that stereotyping.

But then I left the camera in his area of the apartment during our standard home-office workday, and turned it on later to find THESE:

Blurred lines, strange angles, closeups on wooden molding?

I think we know who the artsy one is, now don't we*?

*It's still me. I mean, I write poetry, for Christ's sake.